About NRGCult

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NRGCult is a spiritual action group. The current Core Team is as follows...

STRANGELLA:
Strangella is the outright Leader and High Goddess of the Cult.

VICTORIA DRUGGS:
Victoria is the Head Spellcraft Sister and Director of Strategy.

PRAXISCHA:
Praxischa is the Deputy Head Spellcraft Sister.

WALLIS O'LAOGHAIRE:
Wallis is the Spellcraft Creativity Executive.

SHANDI BEEVER:
Shandi is the Special Energies Executive, heading up Sex Magick and Psychic Training.

SULTRA KNIGHT:
Sultra is the Media Liaison Officer.

TAYLR SHEE:
Taylr is the Executor of Cult Discipline.

TANTRA KNIGHT:
Tantra is the Brand Ambassador.

JESSAME BEEVER:
Jessame is the Divisional Manager.

CLIX:
Clix is the Membership Manager.

GOAL


The Cult's goal is to change lives. Our raw, life-changing energy is summoned through love, light, yoga, aerobics, cake, sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, and email outreach.



Above: Shandi Beever at NRG HQ.

We do not have any clients. Only members. Our powerful service is free, but in order to use it you must join the Cult and accept its Terms.

The full Terms are documented at the point of signup, but you should be aware that if you do sign up...

  • You agree that we may sell your personal data for marketing, surveillance, fortune-telling and gossiping purposes, including to dictatorial regimes, alien lifeforms, and psychics whose working attire is basically a frilly shirt, a bandana and a pair of underpants.
  • You agree to receiving sales-based correspondence about magick courses, sponsorships, sacred urine and selected scams from bankrupt or almost bankrupt companies, whose marketing may include elements of intimidation or threatening behaviour.
  • You agree that you may be followed by drones, placed under Cult Arrest, and/or prohibited from doing your own shopping.

"A CULT? DOES THAT MEAN YOU KIDNAP PEOPLE?"


By default, yes, but you can opt out of being kidnapped by de-selecting "I consent to being kidnapped for marketing purposes" in our Full Signup Terms.

"ARE YOU INSURED?"


Nope.

"DO YOUR SPELLCRAFT TEAM HAVE ANY RECOGNISED EDUCATIONAL CREDENTIALS?"


Strangella has an NVQ in Customer Service.

SIGNING UP...


We expect a minimum level of intelligence in all members. As an intelligence test, we situate our signup page and main site access on the 'dark net', and do not tell you where it is. If you can find the signup page, you may join. If not, you're too stupid.

And that is the essence of NRGCult.