About NRGCult

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NRGCult is a female-led action group using witchcraft, spot-hypnosis, metalbending and aggressive neck-sucking to fight and disempower the forces of oppression.

Based at Serenextis in Worcestershire, the Cult is best known for its ability to disrupt the very core of authority with deep energies. The law cannot touch what the law cannot see.

NRGCult's current Lead Team comprises...


YVONNE BENCHLEY-GRANT
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VICTORIA DRUGGS
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SULTRA KINGHT
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WALLIS O'LAOGHAIRE
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SHANDI BEEVER
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PRAXISCHA
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The Support Team is managed by...


ASTRID CLARK-NICHOLSON
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Our raw, life-changing energy is summoned through love, light, yoga, aerobics, cake, sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, and email outreach.

The full Terms are documented at the point of signup, but you should be aware that if you do sign up...

  • You agree that we may sell your personal data for marketing, surveillance, fortune-telling and gossiping purposes, including to dictatorial regimes, alien lifeforms, true crime pundits, and psychics whose working attire is basically a frilly shirt, a bandana and a pair of underpants.
  • You agree to receiving sales-based correspondence about magick courses, sponsorships, sacred urine and selected scams from bankrupt or almost bankrupt companies, whose marketing may include elements of intimidation or threatening behaviour.
  • You agree that you may be followed by drones, placed under Cult Arrest, and/or prohibited from doing your own shopping.

"A CULT? DOES THAT MEAN YOU KIDNAP PEOPLE?"


By default, yes, but you can opt out of being kidnapped by de-selecting "I consent to being kidnapped for marketing purposes" in our Full Signup Terms.

"ARE YOU INSURED?"


Nope.

"DO YOUR SPELLCRAFT TEAM HAVE ANY RECOGNISED EDUCATIONAL CREDENTIALS?"


Yvonne has an NVQ in Customer Service.

SIGNING UP...


We only take members who care about what we are doing. To prove you care, you must find our sign-up page without being told where it is. Seriously. We're not telling you where the sign-up page is. Prove you care.