Shandi Beever

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Real Name: Shannon Ellis Beever
Dept: Special Energies
Social Web: Twitter

Former sauce source and professional smacker of men's bottoms, turned cod psychic and Special Energies Executive. Hated by wiccan business leaders for revealing their most powerful secret: the infallible do-it-yourself ethical love spell.

Also developed the internet's leading tutorials on practical sex magick, cod psychic practices, and selling feminist calendars to MGTOWs.

Contrary to popular opinion, I did not hit Richard Lingham seven times with a chair. I hit him seven times with a Powerpoint projector screen, and I was trying to kill a wasp.

The 5 litres of urine which I sent to the police in a paint pot in 2014, has still not been found.